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Glitter Disaster
"Everything she touches becomes a crime scene. She has no regrets."
✦ Handmade · One of a Kind · Suspiciously Anatomical ✦
Hand-sculpted from air dry clay by an actual 11-year-old with unbridled pre-teen joy and a hint of dark, demented humor. Each one wants a home. Each one has a giant butthole.
The origin story nobody asked for but everybody needed.
Each one is a unique disaster. No two are exactly alike. Just like your trauma.
"Everything she touches becomes a crime scene. She has no regrets."
"She rules with an iron paw and an extremely large butthole."
"A gentleman. A scholar. An absolute menace to upholstery."
"Looks sweet. Has seen things. Will stare into your soul at 3am."
"Deeply political. Aggressively vibing. His ideology is vibes."
"She's not ready to be known yet. She's still processing."
Your box might contain any of these. Or it might not. That's the magic, baby.
The blindbox experience, explained as simply as we can manage.
From us. With money. Like a normal transaction between normal people.
Blind means blind. We use a system. The system is vibes.
Joy. Surprise. Mild disappointment. Transcendence. Results vary.
Duplicates are for cowards. Order 3+ and we'll make sure they're all different shitties.
Yes. They all have them. Yes, they're large. Yes, that's intentional. No, we don't know exactly why she designed them that way. We've learned not to ask.
What we do know is that they are absolutely perfect for finger puppetry. Stick your finger in there and give life to your new clay companion. Puppet shows optional but frankly encouraged. Consider it a feature. Consider it a lifestyle. Consider it the best conversation starter at your next dinner party.
Get a Shittie. It won't fix everything. But it'll fix something.
Follow the chaos on Instagram @mylittleshitties
Limited run. Hand-made. One-of-a-kind.
When they're gone, they haunt you from afar.